这个故事讲的是 两个生活在同一屋檐下的少年 This is the story of two teenage boys living under the same roof.
他们上同一所学校 思考的事情都一样 They go to the same school, they think about the same things,
主要是汽车和女孩 mostly cars and girls,
但他们激情背后的推动力却完全不同 but very different passions drive them.
在一个正常 普通的早晨 这两个男孩 On a normal, typical morning, the first thing these two boys do
做的第一件事 就是在众人还在沉睡中的小镇跑步 is go for a run through the still asleep town.
对雷吉来说 跑步只是热身 For Reggie, the run is a warmup
然后再去练习他挚爱的篮球 before he turns to his true love, basketball.
对阿奇而言 则是另一种形式的热身 For Archie, it's a different kind of warmup
之后他便开始在纸上写作 before putting pencil to paper.
提醒一下 今天不是一个普通的早晨 Mind you, today isn't a normal, typical morning.
今天是万圣节后的第二天 It's the day after Halloween.
一辆载满斗牛犬球队队员的车 驶下桥冲进了甜水河 When a car full of Bulldogs drove off a bridge and into Sweetwater River.
开车的是朱利安布罗森队长 Team captain Julian Blossom had been behind the wheel.
如果不是雷吉一个接一个地 把他们从水里拉上来 All the Bulldogs most likely would have drowned if not for Reggie,
斗牛犬队员们很可能早已溺死在河中 who pulled them from the water, one by one.
创伤
但朱利安布罗森昏迷不醒 徘徊在生死之间 But Julian Blossom was unconscious, hovering between life and death.
而此时 弗兰克安德鲁斯正在 尽力安抚暴怒的克里福德布罗森 Even as Frank Andrews was doing his best to calm down an enraged Clifford Blossom.
我就知道让那混蛋加入球队 是个坏主意 I knew bringing that punk in was a bad idea.
是他的错 必须是他的错 我要他离开我的球队 It's his fault, it had to have been, and I want him off my team.
布罗森市长 我们还在拼凑事发经过 Mayor Blossom, we're still piecing together what happened,
但据我所知 开车的是朱利安 but it's my understanding that it was Julian behind the wheel.
你知道我知道什么吗 You know what I do know?
那个恶棍从来到这里的那天起 就麻烦不断 That that thug has been trouble since the day he got here,
我要他消失 and I want him gone.
你现在不该思考球队的事 You shouldn't be thinking about the team right now.
你应该重点关注你的儿子 其他的事以后再说 You should focus on your son. Everything else can be sorted out later.
斗牛犬队不是那晚唯一的万圣节悲剧 The Bulldogs weren't the only Halloween tragedy that night.
送奶工还想谋杀我的朋友 艾赛尔马格斯 The milkman had tried to murder my bud, Ethel Muggs.
他就是我看到的 那个在杀了我父母之后 It was the same milkman that I saw leaving my house
离开我家的那个送奶工 警长 after he killed my parents, sheriff.
我从他手里抢过刀 然后 I wrestled the knife out of his hand, and then...
那是自卫 警长 It was self-defense, sheriff.
免得你胡思乱想 In case you're getting any funny ideas.
没有 至少我们的问题终于有了答案 Well, at least all our questions have finally been answered.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you joshing us?
我现在的问题更多了 Now I have even more questions.
需要我去警局录口供吗 Should I go to the station and make a statement?
不用 没这个必要 No. That won't be necessary.
我觉得这案子一目了然 This strikes me as an open-and-shut case.
一目了然 Open and shut?
警长 这个疯子杀了艾赛尔的父母 Sheriff, whoever this maniac is, killed Ethel's parents,
杀了雷伯里先生 还试图杀掉艾赛尔 killed Mr. Rayberry, and tried to bump off Ethel.
如果你知道所有答案 那他是谁 If you have all the answers, who is he?
送奶工是谁 Huh? Who is the milkman?
我会回答这个问题的 I will get to that.
也许办公室的档案里有他的指纹 Maybe his fingerprints are on file at the office,
与此同时 我们得把艾赛尔送回修道院 but in the meantime, we need to get Ethel back to the Sisters.
-不 -不 不行 -No. -No. No, no.
修女们虐待了艾赛尔 她得跟我走 The Sisters were abusing Ethel. She'll come with me.
她需要成年人的照顾 贾格赫德 She needs to be in the care of an adult, Jughead.
也许吧 但修女们不行 Well, that may be so, but not the Sisters.
弗兰克 阿奇 你有什么消息吗 Frank, Archie. Do you have any news?
贾格赫德 慢点说 艾赛尔怎么了 Jughead, slow down. What is this about Ethel?
什么 What?
艾赛尔 亲爱的 Ethel, dear.
玛丽和我已经仔细讨论过了 Mary and I have been discussing everything,
我们做了个决定 and we've made a decision.
鉴于最近发生的一切 Given everything that's been going on,
我们都觉得 你最好还是留在库珀家 we both think that it might best if you stay with the Coopers.
什么 又是这样 What...? Again?
不 我之前住在库珀家的时候 No. The last time that I stayed with Mrs. Cooper,
她把我送去了那个可怕的地方 she sent me to that horrible place.
说真的 艾赛尔 Oh, honestly, Ethel.
把你送到修道院是库珀先生的主意 Sending you to the Sisters was more Mr. Cooper's idea.
我们先去我的缝纫室 让你安顿下来吧 So let's get you settled in my sewing room.
来吧 亲爱的 Come along, dear.
如果你当时不在那里 那些斗牛犬队员们就都会淹死 If you hadn't been there, those Bulldogs would've drowned.
你救了他们的命 雷吉 甚至是朱利安的命 You saved their lives, Reggie, even Julian.
-你是个英雄 -我不是英雄 -You're a hero. -I'm no hero.
当我发现只有我一个人从车上逃出来 When I realized I was the only one who'd gotten free from the car
游到了水面上之后 and kicked to the surface,
我就知道我必须再潜下去 I knew that I had to dive back down there...
把所有人都救出来 and get everyone out.
即使在那一刻 我也知道如果他们中有人死了 Even in that moment, I knew that if any of those guys died...
尤其是布罗森 especially Blossom...
我就会受到指责 that I'd be blamed for it.
他们会把我一辈子关在牢里 They would've locked me up for the rest of my life.
或是做出比把我关起来更可怕的事 Or done worse than lock me up.
早上好 Good morning.
我要去上学了 艾赛尔 你愿意陪我走着去吗 I'm heading to school now, Ethel, if you wanted to walk with me.
-当然 -别傻了 伊丽莎白 -Sure. -Don't be ridiculous, Elizabeth.
今早我开车送艾赛尔上学 I'll be driving Ethel to school this morning.
我妈妈就是个伪君子 My mom is such a phony-baloney.
她把艾赛尔送去了静慈修道院 She sent Ethel away to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy,
现在她又假装对她很好 and now she's playing nice with her
对我则是一副对待不速之客的态度 and treating me like I'm some unwanted guest.
我跟你说 小薇 我很想离家出走 I tell you, Vee, I have half a mind to run away.
你不用向我解释有虚伪父母的痛苦 You don't have to sell me on the pain of phony parents.
我也想邀请你和我住在潘布鲁克 但说实话 And I'd invite you to stay with me at The Pembrooke, but truth be told,
自从我父母把我拒之公寓门外 I've been living at the Babylonium
我就一直住在巴比伦大剧院里 ever since my parents locked me out of our apartment.
什么 你住在电影院里 What? You're living at the movie theater?
维罗妮卡洛吉只不过是个 普普通通的占屋者 Veronica Lodge is nothing more than a common squatter.
我问你 你试过破门而入吗 Let me ask you, have you tried breaking back in?
我知道这是个艰难的时期 但我想要大声分享一首 I know that this is a difficult time, but I did wanna share, aloud,
你们其中一位上周交上来的诗 a poem that one of you turned in last week.
名字是《幻影》 It's titled, "Phantom."
人们说我很牢靠 They tell me I'm solid
他们对我称赞有加 They pat me on the back
他们眼中的是一个儿子 一个学生 They see a son A student
一个有团队精神的运动员 A team player
他们看见的是一个普通男孩 They see a boy like any other
但我看着镜子 But I look in the mirror
那里空无一人 And there's no one there
只有虚幻 Just smoke and mirrors
我不知道如何保持牢靠 And I do not know how to be solid
有什么想法吗 同学们 Any thoughts, class?
太美了 It was beautiful.
是啊 Yeah.
太不可思议了 克雷 That was incredible, Clay.
我同意 但那不是我写的 I agree, but I didn't write it.
不 这不是沃克先生的诗 No, it was not Mr. Walker's poem.
是安德鲁斯先生的作品 It was Mr. Andrews' work.
阿奇 真希望你在课堂上经常发言 I wish you'd speak up more in class, Archie.
根据这首诗 你显然有很多话要说 Based on this poem, it's clear you have a lot to say.
好了 各位 听好了 All right, fellas, listen up.
我们计划在这周五晚上 和斯通沃预科学校打一场重要比赛 We're scheduled for our big game against Stonewall Prep this Friday night.
但由于最近发生的事 But after recent events...
我们决定在朱利安康复期间 愿老天保佑他 任命一位新队长 we've decided to name a new captain while Julian, God willing, recovers.
这位队长 And that captain...
就是阿奇 will be Archie.
好了 阿奇 All right, Archie.
现在我们单膝跪下 Now, let's all take a knee
为我们正在历经磨难的 斗牛犬队兄弟祈祷 and say a prayer for our Bulldog brother in distress.
我们很高兴你能回来 艾赛尔 We're so happy to have you back with us, Ethel.
我承认这确实令人惊讶 Yes, I admit, it's quite the reversal.
但你单枪匹马赶走了那个流浪汉 But you proved your sanity
这就证明了你的理智尚存 by single-handedly dispatching that, uh, drifter.
流浪汉 A drifter?
谁说送牛工是个流浪汉 Who said that the milkman was a drifter?
如果我没弄错的话 是凯勒警长说的 Sheriff Keller, if I'm not mistaken.
发生的事情显而易见 It's obvious what happened.
这个流浪汉 他的思想 被垃圾漫画出版物毒害了 This drifter, his mind was poisoned by the dreck Pep Comics publishes
他受到那些漫画的启发 开始疯狂杀人 and he was inspired to go on a murderous rampage.
就像原版漫画里描述的那样 Much like the original comic book.
那他一定是偷了送奶工的制服 Then he must've stolen a milkman's uniform
然后开始杀人 以满足自身某种疯狂的杀戮欲 and begun killing to satisfy some insane bloodlust.
这就说得通了 Well, that does makes perfect sense.
但他为什么要先杀艾赛尔的父母 再杀布拉德雷伯里 Except, why would he kill Ethel's parents, and then Brad Rayberry,
然后再试图杀掉艾赛尔 and then try to get Ethel herself?
你真的认为流浪汉会这么做吗 Do you really think that a drifter would do that?
是啊 流浪汉通常都居无定所吧 Yes, don't drifters usually move on?
要流浪啊 Drift.
轮不到你们两个进行假设 Neither of you are in a position to theorize.
我们已经把情况 一五一十地告诉你们了 We have told you exactly what happened.
现在我希望你们俩终于 Now, I hope that you both finally see
能够看到漫画书 the very real danger...
对社会的真正危害 in what comic books pose to society.
-弗兰克叔叔 -嘿 阿奇 -Uncle Frank? -Hey, Archie.
我很荣幸被选为队长 I, uh...I'm honored to be named captain of this team,
但难道不应该让雷吉当吗 but shouldn't it be Reggie?
他是我们最厉害的队员 He's our strongest player by a mile.
阿奇 也许吧 但 Well, that may be so, Archie, but...
这不是我决定的 this wasn't my call.
克里福德布罗森想让你当队长 Clifford Blossom wanted you to step up.
鉴于他赞助了斗牛犬队 And given the fact that he sponsors the Bulldogs,
我觉得最好还是尊重他的意愿 I thought it best to respect his wishes.
克里福德布罗森 从一开始就对雷吉不满 Clifford Blossom's had it out for Reggie since day one.
斗牛犬队是镇长的骄傲和快乐源泉 The Bulldogs are the mayor's pride and joy.
我强烈建议 My strong advice...
你别再提这件事了 leave this one alone.
但我很高兴你来找我 But I'm glad you came to see me.
我有东西要给你 There's something I wanna give you.
那是 Is that...?
你爸爸的队长徽章 Your dad's captain's patch.
我知道他会希望你在成为 队长后的第一场比赛里戴上它 I know he'd want you wearing it for your first game as team captain.
好的 弗兰克叔叔 Okay, Uncle Frank.
快乐的家庭
我要走了 我要去我朋友维罗妮卡家住 I'm leaving. I'm going to stay with my friend Veronica.
她的公寓只有我们两个人住 It'll just be the two of us in her apartment
想做什么就做什么 doing whatever we want.
你不是一向如此吗 伊丽莎白 When have you not, Elizabeth?
你从哪里学来的 Where did you learn how to do that?
用发夹开锁吗 Pick a lock with a bobby pin?
不要笑 这来自我写的 《崔西特鲁少年侦探手册》 Don't laugh, but my Tracy True Teen Detective Handbook.
笑 Laugh?
贝蒂 我喜欢那些书 Betty, I love those books.
好吧 我有个问题 Okay. Question.
我们在这里要保持多安静 才不会打草惊蛇 How quiet do we have to be in here so as not to alert...?
他叫斯密瑟斯 His name is Smithers.
我们在公寓里想多吵就多吵 And we can be as loud as we want when we're in the apartment.
只是我们在上下后楼梯时 It's just when we're going up and down the back staircase
必须格外小心 that we have to be mindful.
我也这么跟男孩子们说过 I told the boys that too.
什么男孩子们 What boys?
阿奇和雷吉 Archie and Reggie?
天啊 不是 我只是想找点乐子 God, no. I actually wanna have some fun.
所以我邀请凯文和克雷 So I invited Kevin and Clay
在巴比伦剧场结束营业后过来 to come over after closing up at the Babylonium.
爸爸 我刚从医院回来 Father, I just got back from the hospital.
请告诉我 在朱利安独自忍受煎熬时 Please tell me the rumors about basketball season continuing
篮球赛季继续进行 只是个传言而已 whilst Julian languishes are just that, rumors.
你哥哥一直都是个笨蛋 You're brother's always been a dunce.
他自作自受 He made his bed, let him lay in it.
至于这一赛季 是的 雪柔 会如期举行 As for the season, yes, Cheryl, it will continue as scheduled.
必须如此 It must.
你真的这么想重温 当年斗牛犬队的辉煌时光 Are you truly so desperate to relive your glory days as a Bulldog
以至于要抛弃自己的儿子吗 that you would forsake your own son?
是的 我以前是斗牛犬队的一员 Yes, I was a Bulldog.
我愿意不惜一切代价回到那段时光 And I'd do anything to go back to those days again.
当我第一次意识到 一支胜利的队伍可以让小镇团结起来 When I first realized that a winning team can unite a town...
你让人民体验到这些 他们就会追随你 You give the people that, they'll follow you anywhere.
我的哥哥在生死之间徘徊时 I certainly won't be shaking my pompoms
我肯定不会去摇花球 while my brother hovers between life and death.
不 你会去的 Oh, yes, you will.
你要摆出开心的小脸 You will put on your little happy face,
鼓足你的小心脏 直到你把那些宠坏的粉色肺脏喊出血 and you will cheer your little heart out, until your spoiled pink lungs bleed.
否则你的下场会比朱利安更惨 Or you'll suffer a fate worse than Julian's.
我说得够清楚了吗 Do I make myself clear?
我要跟那个男人一刀两断 ♪ I'm gonna wash that man Right out of my hair ♪
我要跟那个男人断个干净 ♪ I'm gonna wave that man Right out of my arms ♪
让他滚开 ♪ And send him on his way ♪
不要试图挽回 ♪ Don't try to patch it up ♪
粉碎一切 ♪ Tear it up, tear it up ♪
洗净擦干 ♪ Wash him out, dry him out ♪
轰他走 扔出门 ♪ Push him out, fly him out ♪
别理他 让他滚 ♪ Cancel him and let him go ♪
是的 姐妹 ♪ Yeah, sister ♪
唱吧 贝蒂 Sing it, Betty.
如果男人不理解你 ♪ If the man don't understand you ♪
如果你和他全然不同 ♪ If you fly on separate beams ♪
不要浪费时间 马上换人 ♪ Waste no time, make a change ♪
让那个男人远离你 ♪ Ride that man right off your range ♪
让他再也不要出现在你眼前 ♪ Rub him out of the roll call ♪
把他从你的梦中赶走 ♪ And drum him out of your dreams ♪
如果你喜欢和他不同的漫画 ♪ If you laugh at different comics ♪
如果你支持和他不同的队伍 ♪ If you root for different teams ♪
不要浪费时间 不要哭泣 ♪ Waste no time, weep no more ♪
让他看看从哪扇门滚走 ♪ Show him what the door is for ♪
让他再也不要出现在你眼前 ♪ Rub him out of the roll call ♪
把他从你的梦中赶走 ♪ And drum him out of your dreams ♪
我要跟那个男人一刀两断 ♪ We went and washed that man Right out of our hair ♪
让他滚开 ♪ And sent him on his way ♪
-要加满吗 -好的 谢谢 -Care for a top-off? -Yes, please.
谢谢 小薇 这朗姆酒又甜又好喝 Thank you, Vee. This rum is so sweet and yummy.
是吧 我会告诉我父母这个评价的 Isn't it? I'll say this about my parents.
他们的酒柜里存满了酒 They keep their liquor cabinet well-stocked.
凯文 这比你我感情稳定的时候 刺激多了 Kev, this is so much more of a kick than when you and I were going steady.
我同意 Oh, I agree.
说到约会 And speaking of dating,
你与阿奇和雷吉的万圣节 过得怎么样 how was your Halloween with Archie and Reggie?
发生了那么多事 我忘了问你 With everything that happened, I forgot to ask.
阿奇似乎受到某种情绪的影响 It seemed like something was percolating with Archie,
我们确实接吻了 但在那之后 and we did kiss, but then...
老实说 我以为你和雷吉之间 产生了爱情这种感情 I'll be honest, I thought you and Reggie might have made a love connection.
既然我们现在谈到了阿奇和雷吉 Well, now that we're talking about both Archie and Reggie...
凯文 克雷 Kevin, Clay.
你们总是一起待在男生更衣室 You fellas are always in the boys' locker room together.
告诉我们谁比较大 Tell us, who's packing the most heat?
维罗妮卡 Veronica!
-很难说 -别装了 我们都知道是什么情况 -Hard to tell. -Oh, come off it, we all know how it goes.
体育课结束后 你们会蒸桑拿 It's after gym class. You're having a steam.
你们把毛巾甩得到处都是 You're snapping towels.
难道你想说 Are you seriously telling us that neither of you
你们俩从来 没有正眼看过他们的下身 has ever cast an eyeball their way?
我会说阿奇和雷吉 I will say that both Archie and Reggie...
都有很多值得骄傲的地方 both have a lot to be proud of.
我不惊讶 我觉得阿奇就是如此 I am not surprised. I felt as much with Archie.
好的 但男生更衣室中的真实故事 Okay. But, uh, the real story coming out of the boys' locker room...
是的 是朱利安布罗森 Yes. Julian Blossom?
-不是 -是范斯福格蒂 -No. -Fangs Fogarty?
-不是 -不是 -No. -No.
-是道尔顿多利 -是道尔顿多利 -Dilton Doiley. -Dilton Doiley.
-不会吧 -小个子男生总是更有料 -No. -It's always the little ones.
敬道尔顿多利 Well, to Dilton Doiley.
还有河谷镇高中的所有男孩 And all the boys of Riverdale High.
敬所有的男孩 To all the boys.
斗牛犬队
既然你们已经见到了我们的首发阵容 Now that you've met our starting lineup,
请用河谷镇最热烈的掌声 please give a big Riverdale welcome to the man who's going to lead us
欢迎这位将带领我们取得胜利 战胜斯通沃烈马队的人 to certain victory against the Stonewall Stallions,
也就是我们的新队长 and our new team captain...
阿奇安德鲁斯 Archie Andrews.
你没事吧 雪柔 Are you okay, Cheryl?
我没事 我只是按要求行事 I'm fine. Just doing as is demanded of me.
安德鲁斯队长 你能对你忠实的粉丝们说几句话吗 Captain Andrews, will you please say a few words to your loyal fans?
-好 带我们取得胜利 阿奇 -没错 -Yeah, take us to victory, Archie! -All right!
事实上我不是很擅长讲话 Uh, the fact is, I'm not really great with words.
但是 But, uh...
你在体育场里的讲话很不错 It was nice, what you said in the gym.
拜托 桑顿老师 我讲得糟透了 Come on, Mrs. Thornton. I was awful.
虽然可能不是葛底斯堡演说的水平 Well, it might not have been the Gettysburg Address, but...
但那种水平的即兴演讲确实很难 it's hard to speak off the cuff like that.
然而当你写作时 你满怀激情 However, when you write, you do so with passion,
思路清晰 全情投入 clarity, heart.
你这么评价太好了 但我们都知道我不是 Well, that's swell of you to say, but we both know that I'm not...
不 别说了 No, no. Stop right there.
我知道白纸黑字不像做运动队队长 I know putting pencil to paper is not as exciting
那么让人激动人心 但是 as being captain of a sports team, but...
但我向你保证 写作也能如此 But I assure you, it can be.
我希望你有一天 能在写作方面 And I hope you'll think about putting as much energy into your writing
投入和打篮球同等的精力 as you do into basketball someday.
天啊 雀斑妹 Holy hell, freckles.
我听说你从那些疯狂的修女手里 幸存了下来 From what I've been hearing, you survived those crazy nuns,
干掉了一个杀人犯 洗清了自己的罪名 took out a killer, and cleared your name.
对于一个青少女来说 还不错 非常不错 That's not bad for a teenybopper. Not bad at all.
谢谢你 菲尔斯顿先生 能回来我真的很高兴 Thank you, Mr. Fieldstone. I'm really just jazzed to be back.
我们尽快让你开始画新故事吧 Well, let's get you drawing another story ASAP. Hmm?
-贾格赫德会给你写个剧本 -天啊 我们会很开心的 -Jughead here will write a script for you. -Oh, golly, we'd love that.
我眼前就是梦之队 I am looking at the dream team.
来和我说说新点子吧 没有限制 尽管说 So pitch me. Sky's the limit. Name it.
你想画什么都行 Anything you wanna do.
这样的话 我很想继续画 《送奶工来了 》的续集 Well, in that case, I would love to do a sequel to The Milkman Cometh story.
我觉得我们可以掀起轩然 I think that we could just make something...
除了那个故事什么都行 Anything but that.
忘了送奶工吧 送奶工已经死了 Forget the milkman, the milkman is dead.
你杀了他 他已经是历史了 You literally killed him. He's old news.
艾赛尔和我之前在讨论 Well, Ethel and I were discussing
《送奶工来了 》依旧是 这里最畅销的一期之一 that The Milkman Cometh is still one of your best-selling issues of all time.
发生了这么多事 为什么不利用它来赚钱呢 With everything that's happened, why not capitalize upon it?
因为现在风声很紧 Because the heat's on us right now.
所有人都在谈论老古董沃瑟斯 Everybody's talking about the latest editorial
最新的社论 that quack Werthers wrote.
连美联社都报道了 Hell, even the AP picked it up.
我们必须谨慎 We gotta be circumspect.
至少得小心行事一段时间 For a little while, at least.
给我来个僵尸 So give me a story about a zombie,
或哥布林的故事 只要不是送奶工的就行 懂了吗 or a goblin, anything but a milkman, capisce?
从现在起 就当我乳糖不耐受吧 From now on, consider me lactose intolerant.
就像可可香奈儿说过的 As Coco Chanel allegedly said,
"最好的解酒良方 就是花钱买新衣服" "The best cure for a hangover is spending money on new clothes."
用法语说更好听 但重点都一样 It sounds better in French, but the point still stands.
你们两位姑娘没遇到问题吧 Are you girls finding everything all right?
安德鲁斯太太 这些作品真是美极了 Mrs. Andrews, these pieces are stunning.
-你的品味非常美妙 -谢谢 -Your taste is très magnifique. -Thank you.
你能把这两件裙子送到潘布鲁克吗 Could you please have these two dresses sent over to The Pembrooke?
当然可以 Of course.
-你的也送到那里吗 贝蒂 -是的 谢谢 -And yours too, Betty? -Yes, please.
你也住在那里 You're staying there as well?
是的 夫人 但别担心 我母亲对此没有意见 Yes, ma'am. But don't worry, my mother is copacetic with it.
没有意见 Copacetic.
怎么回事 他们带走了派皮 What the hell? They've got Peppy.
-把我们的吉祥物还回来 -嘿 冷静点 红头发的 -Give our mascot back. -Hey, simmer down, red.
你们有机会在球场上把它赢回去 You'll get your chance to win him back on the court.
当然 曼陀这个家伙 他怯场 Of course, Mantle there, he's a choker.
对 你对他施压 他就会崩溃 Yeah, you put him under pressure and he cracks.
他在斯通沃给我们打球的时候 就是这样的 That's how it was when he played for us at Stonewall.
毫无疑问 他这周末一定会输得很惨 And dollars to donuts, he's gonna fold like a sheet again this weekend.
闭嘴 不然我揍扁你 Shut your mouth before I give you a freaking knuckle sandwich.
留着力气比赛用吧 Save it for the game.
朱利安的事我们很遗憾 真是悲剧 We're real sorry to hear about Julian. Such a tragedy.
但我们想和你们这些笨蛋打个赌 But, hey, you know, we were thinking of getting a wager going with you chumps.
但是斯通沃的人不赌食物券 But Stonewall doesn't play for food stamps.
斯通沃预科学校
我了解那些笨蛋 我和他们打过球 所以我知道如何打败他们 I know these turkeys. I played with them, so I know how to beat them.
首先是韦斯顿沃利斯 First up, Weston Wallis.
球技高超 却无法在禁区外投篮 Has legitimate skills, but can't sink a shot from outside the key.
范斯你的任务就是让他进不了禁区 Fangs, it's your job to keep him there.
那样他整晚都会投不进球 That way, he'll be tossing up air balls all night.
我最喜欢做羞辱富家子弟的事了 Nothing I dig more than humiliating a rich boy.
-包在我身上 -好样的 -Consider it done. -Good man.
下一个 坦克 Next up, Tank.
看起来像是鲍里斯卡洛夫 但是当你们联防他时 他会惊慌失措 Looks like Boris Karloff, but he panics when you crowd him.
阿奇 这是你的目标 跟紧他 就像谷仓上的油漆一样 Archie, that's your target. Stay on him like the paint on the side of a barn.
安德鲁斯 你在听吗 Andrews, you with us?
他是谷仓 我是油漆 明白 He's a barn. I'm paint. Got it.
好极了 Righteous.
你在烦恼什么 What's eating you?
是因为派皮被绑架了吗 Is it because Peppy got dog-napped?
别担心 我们会把它拿回来的 我保证 Don't worry. We'll get him back. Guaranteed.
不是因为那件事 是因为 It's not that. It's...
我感觉自己名不符实 I feel like an imposter.
我不应该当队长 雷吉 I shouldn't be the captain of this team, Reg.
队长应该是你 You should be the captain.
我是说 你天生就是当队长的料 I mean, you're made for it.
见鬼 这是你的梦想 Heck, it's your dream.
我不考虑那种事 I don't think about that kind of stuff.
梦想什么的 我没有 As far as dreams, I don't have any.
我有的是计划 I have a plan.
那就是如何赢得本周五晚上的比赛 和之后的比赛 To win the game this Friday night, and then the game after that.
一直赢下去 直到成为职业选手 And to keep on winning until I go pro.
你有明确的目标 You got your eyes on the prize.
你知道为了达到它你需要做什么 我希望我也能这么形容我自己 And you know what you do to get it. I wish I could say the same about myself.
你不能吗 队长 Can't you, captain?
我打篮球 I play basketball...
因为这能让我感觉爸爸就在我身边 because it's a way for me to feel close to my dad.
不是因为它是我的激情所在 Not because it's my passion.
那你的激情是什么 So, what's your passion?
汽车 Cars?
女孩 Girls?
我说了你也不会相信 You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
嘿 我们谈过了 你没听到菲尔斯顿先生的话吗 Hey, we talked about this. Didn't you hear Mr. Fieldstone?
送奶工的故事免谈 We got an ixnay on the ilkman-may.
我做不到 I can't.
我做不到 贾格赫德 I can't, Jughead.
怎么回事 What gives?
再画一个送奶工的故事 真的那么重要吗 Is it really so important to do another milkman story?
你知道 自从这件事开始以来 只有你相信我 You know, since this whole thing started, no one but you has believed me.
大家都说我有妄想症 People were telling me that I was delusional,
或是我翻脸不认人 或是我杀了父母 or that I flipped a lid, or that I killed my parents.
以至于我开始怀疑自己是否神志清醒 To the point where I started to doubt my sanity.
现在送奶工死了 And now the milkman is dead.
而所有人还在试图告诉我 发生了什么以及怎么发生的 And everybody is still trying to tell me what happened and how it happened.
为什么 我不知道 Why? I don't know.
但我知道 我已经厌倦了 But I do know that I'm so tired...
听别人讲述我的经历和体验 of people telling me what I went through and what I experienced.
我想讲述我自己的故事 I wanna tell my story.
或者至少是某种版本的故事 Or at least a version of it.
哪怕只是在漫画书里 Even if it's just in a comic book.
这就说得通了 Well, hey, that makes a lot of sense.
你一定可以把它画出来的 And you'll draw the heck out of it.
我们只需要想出一个有创意的 两全其美的办法 We just have to figure out a creative way to have our cake and eat it.
当然绝对不能提到牛奶 Without a glass of milk, of course.
这种特别的粉色是格蕾丝凯利的最爱 This particular shade of pink is Grace Kelly's favorite.
这是从拉奇蒙特大道上 最漂亮的化妆品店买来的 It's from the most fantabulous makeup shop on Larchmont Boulevard.
我妈妈以前会带我去 我们做的事和现在一样 My mom used to take me, and we'd do exactly this.
她会在睡前帮我涂指甲油 She'd paint my nails right before bedtime.
自从我收到大自然的礼物后 我妈妈就不再帮我盖被子了 My mom stopped tucking me in after I got my gift from Mother Nature.
她说我现在是女人了 不需要再被宠爱了 She said that I was now a woman and didn't need to be coddled.
有趣的是 It's funny,
我基本上就是离家出走 I practically ran away from home and she...
而她似乎不在乎 doesn't seem to care.
看看我们 都是16岁 没有妈妈在身边 Will you look at us, 16 years old, living without our mothers.
和孤儿没差别 Effectively orphans.
-我能跟你说件事吗 小薇 -当然 小贝 什么都行 -Can I tell you something, Vee? -Of course, Bee. Anything.
我觉得我和家里其他人很不一样 I feel so different from everyone else in my family.
有时候我都怀疑自己是不是被收养的 Sometimes I wonder if I was adopted.
-家里只有你和你父母吗 -我有个姐姐 波丽 -Is it just you and your parents? -I have an older sister, Polly.
她一满18岁就离开了河谷镇 She left Riverdale as soon as she turned 18.
你跟她谈过你的感受吗 Do you ever talk to her about how you feel?
她太忙了 She's so busy.
如果你是领养的 Well, if you were adopted,
你的家人就是世界上最幸运的人 your family is the luckiest on earth.
因为你 贝蒂库珀 是最棒的 Because you, Betty Cooper, are aces.
更不用说你的美丽了 Not to mention beautiful to boot.
如果我们要相互吐露内心最深处 最黑暗的秘密 You know, if we're divulging our deepest, darkest secrets,
我总是有种令人无法逃离的恐惧 I've always had this paralyzing fear that...
我害怕我是个错误 That I was a mistake.
意料之外的结果 Unplanned.
我的父母从未停止过对我的怨恨 And that my mother and father never stopped resenting me for that.
我还是个小洋娃娃时 I mean, they were fine having me around
他们对我的陪伴没有意见 他们想怎么打扮我都行 when I was a little doll they could dress up however they wanted.
但当我终于足够大 有了自己的思想 But when I finally became old enough to have my own mind,
和想法时 with my own thoughts...
就变成了"再见 维罗妮卡" it was, "Bye-bye, Veronica."
我们做个约定吧 Let's make a pact.
长大后永远不要像我们的父母一样 To never grow up to be anything like our parents.
你知道我觉得谁是 最幸福健康的一对夫妻吗 You know who I do think are a happy and healthy couple?
凯文和克雷 -Kevin and Clay. -Ah.
他们难道不是最理想的一对 我真为他们高兴 Aren't they the dreamiest? I'm so happy for them.
我也是 Me too.
我也有点嫉妒 I'm also slightly jealous.
在某种程度上 On some level,
两个男孩约会 肯定比一个男孩和一个女孩容易 it must be easier for two boys to date than a boy and a girl.
不用搞性别战争那一套 None of that battle-of-the-sexes stuff to navigate.
有趣的是 金斯利博士的书上说 81%的女孩 Fun fact, I read in Dr. Kingsley's book that 81% of girls
在18岁前会跟其他女孩试试 experiment with other girls before they turn 18.
很惊人吧 Isn't that shocking?
我觉得很合理 Sounds about right to me.
我以前亲过女生 I mean, I've kissed a girl before.
我不说是谁 但你一定认识她 I won't say who, but you would know her.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
你有过吗 Have you ever?
没有过 No, I haven't.
但我有想过 But I've thought about it.
这很正常 It's only natural.
和谁 With whom?
和你 With you.
我这样说可以吗 Is it okay that I said that?
我很高兴你说出来了 I'm glad you did.
你 你想试试吗 Do you...? Do you wanna try it?
我也想 Me too.
维罗妮卡女士 我们进来了 Miss Veronica, we're coming in.
斯密瑟斯 Smithers.
我承认我错了 安德鲁斯太太 I stand corrected, Mrs. Andrews.
关于非法占居者的事 你说对了 You were right about the squatters.
母亲的直觉总是对的 A mother's intuition always is.
好了 姑娘们 你们得告诉我一切 Okay, girls, you need to tell me everything.
朱利安 Julian.
我知道我们关系不好 I know we don't always get along, but...
但是我爱你 I love you.
你可以说我疯了 但我想念你刺耳的说话声 Call me crazy, but I miss your grating voice.
我想念你马一样的笑声 I miss your horsey laugh.
哥哥 亲爱的 Brother, dear.
请回到我身边 Please come back to me.
就算不是为了你自己 就算是为了我 If not for your own sake, then for mine.
我求你了 I beg of you.
天啊 你能别哭了吗 妹妹 Oh, geez, would you stop it with the waterworks, sis?
你让我们俩都很难堪 You're embarrassing both of us.
朱利安 Julian.
你告诉一个昏迷的人 他的笑声像马一样 You told a guy in a coma he has a horsey laugh?
我会记住的 I'm gonna remember that.
爱丽丝告诉你什么了 Alice told you what?
"我不再是你的母亲了" "I'm not your mother anymore."
难以置信 Unspeakable.
一个母亲和自己的孩子断绝关系 A mother disowning her own child.
维罗妮卡 你父母把你赶出去了 And, Veronica, your parents evicted you?
通过电报和斯密瑟斯驱逐了我 Via telegram, via Smithers.
可怜的小家伙 我就知道出事了 You poor things. I knew something was wrong.
但别担心 我会解决一切的 But don't worry, I'm going to fix everything.
我们是否需要担心 曼陀家的人对我们 Are we worried the Mantles may try to take legal action against us
或学校董事会采取法律行动 or the school board?
别傻了 伙计 Oh, don't be daffy, man.
他们永远找不到 会为他们打那种官司的律师 They'd never find a lawyer to represent them in a case like that.
就算找到了 他们也负担不起 Even if they did, they couldn't afford it.
-你说得对 市长先生 -好吧 不管怎样 -You're right, Mr. Mayor. -Yeah, well, in any case,
再跟我说说曼陀的接替者吧 uh, tell me a little bit more about the Mantle boy's replacement.
很难保密 市长先生 但我们刚刚完成了相关文件 Difficult keeping it hush-hush, Mr. Mayor, but we just finalized the papers.
你们的新替补选手来自波士顿 叫KO凯利 Your new ringer from Boston, K.O. Kelly,
下周就会转到河谷镇高中来 will transfer to Riverdale High as soon as next week.
等曼陀帮我们赢了斯通沃 Once Mantle gets us that win against Stonewall,
就把他换成一个 正常的热血美国小伙 we'll just swap him out for a normal, red-blooded American lad.
真正的美国小伙 A real one.
一个优秀的球员 但和我们更像的人 One that's just as good a player, but more like us.
我要叫那个曼陀收拾好走人 I will send that Mantle packing.
这世界上丑恶的事情那么多 Of all the no-good, rotten things in this world.
但有哪个母亲会抛弃自己的孩子 What kind of mother disowns their own child?
等你有了孩子 你知道你的中间名 会变成什么吗 When you have a child, do you know what your middle name becomes?
牺牲 Sacrifice.
我们母亲来到这个星球 是为了养育我们的孩子 I mean, we mothers were put on this planet to nurture our children.
我还以为佩内洛普布罗森是个坏孩子 And here I thought Penelope Blossom was bad.
你可以肯定 我对赫麦妮洛吉 也是这么说的 You can bet your bottom dollar I said the same thing to Hermione Lodge.
你们两个人都应该尽自己所能 That you should both do everything in your power
纠正这些可怕的错误 重拾你的道德立足点 to right these horrific wrongs and to regain your moral footing.
你最好祈祷能修复自己造成的伤害 And you had best pray that you can repair the damage that you've done.
给你 亲爱的 Here you go, sweetie.
我又算是你女儿了 Oh, so am I your daughter again?
当然 你和艾赛尔都是 Of course. You and Ethel are.
阿奇 Archie.
雪柔 我听说了朱利安的好消息 Cheryl, I heard the good word from the bird about Julian.
这真是个奇迹 It is truly a miracle.
但我有别的事要告诉你 But I need to talk to you about something else,
是关于雷吉 和我父亲对他的邪恶计划 namely Reggie and my father's nefarious plans for him.
他们在计划什么 They're planning what?
我们和斯通沃比完赛之后 克里福德布罗森会把你换掉 After we play Stonewall, Clifford Blossom is gonna cut you
换上一个来自波士顿 叫KO凯利的傻瓜做替补队员 and bring in some goofball ringer from Boston named K.O. Kelly.
你敢打多大的赌 How much you wanna wager
新替补队员的肤色 会比我浅几个色调吗 the new ringer is a few shades lighter than me?
我对此感到紧张 雷吉 你要怎么做 Look, I'm in knots about this, Reg. What do you wanna do?
我想完成我被带来这里的任务 I wanna finish what I was brought here to do.
我想带领斗牛犬队 夺得十年来的首次冠军 I wanna lead the Bulldogs to their first championship in a decade.
-我想以队长的身份完成这个目标 -这也是我的目标 -And I wanna do it as captain. -That's what I want too.
队里其他人也一样 看看我们能不能实现愿望 Same with all the guys on the team. So let's see if we can make it happen for you.
你觉得怎么样 菲尔斯顿先生 写的不是送奶工 What do you think, Mr. Fieldstone? It's not about a milkman.
而是关于邮递员的故事 It's about a mailman.
如果还不够明显的话 In case that wasn't obvious enough.
这是颠覆性的 It's subversive.
但是 这有点放肆 我喜欢 But, uh, it's kind of cheeky, and I like that.
言之有物 结构轻巧 Says something without being ham-fisted.
这真的 It's...
我不知道该跟你怎么说 Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but, uh...
但是我觉得非常棒 I think it's brilliant.
天啊 谢谢 菲尔斯顿先生 Oh, gee. Thanks, Mr. Fieldstone.
-我们尝试了其他的手法 -我们不断绕回到 -We tried other things. -We just kept circling back to, uh...
邮递员这里 是的 我明白 The mailman. Yeah, I get it.
我得承认 灵活变通的做法挺妙的 It's a pretty neat work-around, I must admit.
但沃瑟斯和当权者 可不会像我这么高兴 But Werthers and the powers that be will not be as tickled as I am.
如果我们发表这篇作品 将会让即将到来的风暴更加猛烈 If we publish this, it's gonna thicken the storm that's coming.
相信我 一场像上帝之怒那样的 暴风雨即将来临 And believe me, a storm is coming like the wrath of God.
暴风雨即将来临 A storm is coming.
在我看来 我们有两个选择 Well, the way I see it is we have two options.
我们要么把头埋在沙子里 祈祷风暴会过去 We either bury our heads in the sand and pray the storm will pass over us...
但和你一样 我觉得这不可能 But like you, I don't really see that happening.
或者我们可以一头冲进雷雨中 完全不理会它 or, we run headlong into the thunder and thumb our noses at it.
贾格赫德 你有超越自身年龄的智慧 Jughead, you are wise beyond your years.
-你知道吗 -我装的 -You know that? -Shucks.
你觉得怎么样 天才女孩 What do you think, girl genius?
我提议把这道奶昔做稠一点 I vote we thicken this milkshake.
见鬼去吧 Ah, to hell with it.
我一直是那种不理会世人眼光的人 I've always been a "thumb my nose at the world" kind of guy.
伯尼 叫打印员来 Bernie, call up the printer.
我们有部漫画要出版 We got a comic book to publish.
大赛在即 孩子们 你们难道不应该好好休息吗 Shouldn't you be resting up before the big game, boys?
我要你们拿出最佳状态 I want you at your best.
我们知道你们的计划 We know what you have planned, sir.
我们来这里 想直接告诉你 We're here to give it to you straight.
我们不会让你用其他球员代替雷吉 We're not letting you replace Reggie with another player.
我会把我的队长位置给他 这是他应得的 I'm turning over my captainship to him. It's what he deserves.
你没有这个权力 安德鲁斯 You don't have the authority, Andrews.
连你叔叔都没有 只有我有 Not even your uncle does. Only I do.
这样的话 Well, in that case,
如果你不让雷吉成为本赛季的队长 我就不干了 if you don't make Reggie captain for the rest of the season, then I walk.
我也是 Me too.
如果阿奇和雷吉退出 我们都退出 And if Archie and Reggie walk, we all walk.
我们是一个团队 We're a team.
我们团结一致 We stand together.
-我们团结在一起 -共同进退 -We're in this together. -We all go.
如果河谷镇的市长 I'm guessing it'd be pretty embarrassing
为了泄私愤而让赛季冠军旁落 for the mayor of Riverdale to derail a championship season
那一定很丢脸吧 out of, what, spite?
小子们 让我跟你们说清楚一件事 Let me make one thing abundantly clear to you boys.
我不喜欢被人威胁 I do not take kindly to threats.
这不是威胁 市长先生 This isn't a threat, Mr. Mayor.
我只是在告诉你 你有哪些选择 Just laying out your options.
怎么样 先生 So, what will it be, sir?
喂 Hello?
是你 我好担心你妈妈会接电话 It's you. I was so worried your mom was gonna pick up.
维罗妮卡 太奇怪了 我正要给你打电话 Veronica, that is so strange. I was just about to call you.
我打电话只是想跟你说晚安 还有我想你 Well, I was only calling to say good night and that... I miss you.
-你打电话想说什么 -跟你想说的一样 -What were you calling about? -The same.
英雄所见略同 Great minds.
我爱你 小贝 I love you, Bee.
我也爱你 小薇 I love you too, Vee.
你明天要去看跟斯通沃队的 Say, were you gonna go to the big game tomorrow...
比赛吗 against Stonewall?
我差点忘了 我想我会去 你呢 I almost forgot. I guess I am. You?
我也是 I suppose so.
你想坐在一起吗 You wanna sit together?
这样你就能给我解释 那些玄奥的规则了 That way you can explain all the esoteric rules to me.
我当河谷母老虎拉拉队员时 了解的那几条规则 The few I picked up as a River Vixen.
好极了 Fab.
你觉得我们该穿什么 What should we wear, do you think?
在上场之前 队长 有什么话想对我们说吗 Before we head out, is there anything you'd like to say, captain?
只想说谢谢 我知道布罗森市长 同意我上任的唯一原因 Just thank you. I know the only reason Mayor Blossom rubber stamped me
是因为你们对我的支持 is because the way you fellas supported me.
以前从没有人为我这么做过 No one's ever done that for me before.
还有 Also,
我父母从鸭子溪远道而来 my folks made the trip from Duck Creek.
来看我当队长的第一场比赛 To watch my first game as captain.
所以 So...
-我们要为雷吉的父母赢得这场比赛 -没错 -Let's win this for Reggie's folks. -That's right.
也为了派皮 And for Peppy!
为了派皮 For Peppy!
嘿 Hey.
-一点喘息的机会都别给他 -交给我吧 -Don't even give them a second to breathe. -Count on that.
从开球开始 由队长雷吉曼托带领的 From the opening tipoff, the Riverdale Bulldogs,
河谷镇斗牛犬队完全压制了 斯通沃烈马队 led by Team Captain Reggie Mantle, dominated the Stonewall Stallions,
该队在得分 篮板球 和助攻方面都打破了学校纪录 who broke school records in points, rebounds, and assists.
大赛结束 斗牛犬队加油
斗牛犬队全体队员 确实让朋友 家人和邻居们 Indeed, all the Bulldogs treated friends, family, and neighbors
度过了一个他们难以忘怀的夜晚 to a night they won't soon forget.
为向队友朱利安布罗森致敬 勇敢拼搏 Playing bravely in honor of their teammate Julian Blossom,
据我们了解 他正在康复中 who, as we understand it, is on the mend.
毫无疑问地证明了 While proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that this was the team,
这支由伟人曼陀领导的球队 led by Mantle the Magnificent,
可以将河谷镇一路带至州冠军 that could take Riverdale all the way to the state championship.
在最后一刻 为了展示良好的体育精神 At the final buzzer, in a show of good sportsmanship,
落败的烈马队在中央球场 与获胜者握手 the defeated Stallions shook hands with their victors at center court
然后归还了河谷镇 备受喜爱的吉祥物派皮雕像 before returning the statue of Riverdale's beloved mascot, Peppy.
感觉如何 So how's it feel?
最有价值球员 还打破了纪录 MVP and record-breaker?
说实话 我很高兴 我父母能看到我赢球 I'm not gonna lie, I'm happy my parents got to see me win.
他们为你感到非常骄傲 他们高兴坏了 They were so proud of you, Reg. They were on cloud nine.
这是你应得的 You earned it.
所以我想给你一样东西 Which is why I, uh... I wanted to give you something.
你爸爸的队长臂章 Your dad's captain patch?
阿奇 我不能要 Archie, I can't.
我想把它送给你 雷吉 I want you to, Reg.
这对我和他来说 都意义重大 It would mean a lot to me, and to him.
我会为他拼尽全力 我保证 I'll honor him, I promise.
赛季结束时 我会把它还给你 And then I'll give it back to you at the end of the season.
你要留在球队里吗 So you, uh, sticking around on the team or what?
我想是吧 也许会待一阵子 Well, I guess. Maybe for a little while.
我得罩着你 I gotta watch your back.
那写诗呢 What about writing poems?
你不是喜欢写诗吗 That's what you love to do, right?
那是你的激情所在 不是吗 That's your passion, isn't it?
也许吧 Maybe.
我不知道 I don't know.
我不确定这世界能接受阿奇安德鲁斯 是个垮掉的一代诗人这件事 I'm not sure the world's ready for Archie Andrews, beatnik poet.
也许吧 Maybe.
也或许不对 Eh, maybe not.
在那一瞬间 两个十几岁的男孩 For a brief moment, they were two teenage boys...
朋友 事实上的兄弟 friends, practically brothers,
追求着截然不同的梦想 on the cusp of pursuing very different dreams,
没有意识到就像菲尔斯顿先生 说的那样 暴风雨即将来临 unaware that a storm was coming, as Mr. Fieldstone said.
如同上帝之怒 暴风雨即将来临 Like the wrath of God, it was coming.
我们都会被砸成碎片 And that all of us would be smashed to pieces by it.